Master Quest

I got my Zelda Ocarina of Time game for 3DS. And I must say, I am not impressed. They did give it ten times better control and inventory, however, the master quest really let me down. I mean, is this some sort of joke? You do all of dodongo's cavern backwards! I will give a full review once I finish master quest. (Just beat Fire Temple)

Infamous 2 Review

I for one loved Infamous 2. However I found it quite short. I beat the game the night after I got it. (got it Friday beat it Saturday) I enjoyed this game, however it was WAY to short. I also found that both endings were plain depressing, good and evil. If you're good, you kill yourself. If your bad you kill everyone else. Not only that but I find the whole game was depressing. Like your walking in the streets and you click L3 and you see that everyone has the plague. Not only that, but when you see the rare person with the conduit gene you go "I wish I could activate their conduit powers..." but you can't. While the gameplay and story was a lot more intense and enjoyable than the first. They basically killed the game with the ending karma decision. Face it. We all would've chosen the evil karma, we just chose good so we could just get the trophy. I find Sucker Punch may have made the overall most stupid decision in all of gaming. The mission creator. Not only does this creator suck, but they disable all the cool features, such as, cutscenes, real talking, and more. They obviously try to make themselves seem like gods by making their missions a crap load better than ours. Now other gamers are thinking "Oh yeah they're so cool" when actually they're just retarded game makers. They obviously don't use the crappy mission creator we use, they use real codes. Another thing, if they think this mission creator is any substitute for a multiplayer mode, it isn't. Sucker Punch screwed us over. I have seen though one or two missions I actually liked. One was called like Fire Temple or something. Also you should check out my 'experiment' mission called Bertrand Behind Bars: Part 1 (yes I am making an ending). Apparently it turned out pretty well because as of now, I have a rating on 4 stars. Anyways that's my review.

Amazon Update

Update: Got Infamous 2 Yesterday.

Which was one day earlier than expected.

How bad is Amazon?

Amazon Shipping

As an avid gamer I like to order my games of Amazon,

1. They give good bonus content sometimes

2. The time it would take me to go to the store, I could be gaming

However after ordering my last game, Littlebigplanet 2, I'm thinking of never going back. First of all, not wanting to spend the extra money, I bought the minimum shipping speed 5-8 days. Guess how many days it shipped in. 1! Now I bought Infamous 2 over Amazon with again the 5-8 days. However now 1 day has passed and I still do not have my game. Thanks a lot Amazon. You are so unpreidctable.

Cheaters

I have recently started playing the ever so popular game minecraft. Yes minecraft. A game where you may mine while simultaneously crafting. Anyways so have the other kids in my school and sadly they ALL use cheat codes. They call me a noob (incorrect term because noob = newbie) because I don't cheat. They say the whole fun of the game is instantly spawning 64 diamonds in your inventory and flying around the world. They tell me my settlement is gay because I don't have a lava river flowing from the sky. Therefore, I HATE hackers.

Kirby: Boy, Girl, or Weird Pink Puff Ball?

Now that I am already going with the genders of Nintendo characters, I was thinking to myself "What's up with Kirby" I did some research and found some responses such as: "Kirby is pink, she's a girl" while I found others such as "She sounds like a chick" However as I have concluded I think Kirby is a boy. Firstly Wikipedia called him a boy and WIKIPEDIA NEVER LIES! Secondly, Kirby was originally in black and white proving the whole pink argument invalid. Just to support what I just said some more Kirby changes color every 5 seconds. What color is fire kirby? Red. What color is ice kirby? Blue. Thank you. Last but not least, I don't think a squishy female puff ball would be willing to fly on a shooting star (no seatbelts), swallow random enemies, and defeat a giant duck king. That is why Kirby is definitely not a Girl.

Birdo is a Boy!

Ok. We all have to face the fact. BIRDO IS A BOY! It clearly states that here in the Super Mario Bros. 2 instruction manual.

The Super Mario Bros. 2 description of Birdo.

That however is not what pisses me off. There are a few things that piss me off about this. Firstly, everyone can stop calling Birdo a guy and saying that him and Yoshi are married. THEY'RE NOT! Secondly, even though Nintendo clearly stated themselves that Birdo was male, they still pair Birdo and Yoshi together as a romantic couple. I don't blame people for thinking he's a girl. Like come on. He's pink. And has a bow in his hair. This one of Nintendo's really pisses me off. Not only that, but Nintendo later refers to her in Super Mario Tennis as a girl. All of this along with pictures of him/her (I don't even know which at this point) flirting with Yoshi. I'm a little confused. Is this the first transexual Nintendo character? Referred to as a he and a she, flirts with other male dinosaurs, and is widely accepted into the Mario "posse". And after all of this Birdo is still going strong today in games such as Mario Kart Wii. This is one cool dinosaur, chicken thing.